Long Distance Relationships

So far my posts have been generally negative so I'll start on a positive note before I begin bashing the topic.
Long distance relationships can work. They do all the time. One of my friends is in one and she has been for a long time. It works for one simple reason: They love each other.

Now for the rest of my opinion

You don't fall in love over the Internet.

"Oh you have a boyfriend?" "Yes I do, he's soo hot" "Really? That's awesome, I should meet him" "Oh he umm kinda lives in Oregon." "Are you fucking kidding me?"

You have never actually met this person?? Ever....

How are you supposed to know that your boyfriend isn't some buffalo who is Internet stalking you?

Which brings me to Internet meets. People actually do this and I don't know why... they meet people who live hours and hours away that they only know through the Internet. For all they know their "Hot boyfriend" could some 50 year old woman.

Now I know one person who does this all the time. I don't know why they have dated multiple people here in Newnan, but they insist on going out of their way to meet up with people all over the state.

I have already predicted this kids future. He will be 19 sitting at his computer, and a message will come up that will read
"Hey we should hang out I only live like two towns over my profile says I'm 18 but I'm really 15."
He will agree and quickly make his way to the hotel where he will get out and notice about 5-8 identical black Lincoln navigators with tinted windows, but won't think anything of it.
After making his way to the third floor and room 314 he will encounter a swarm of armed FBI agents.
Like so

All because he had to hang out with every single person in the world whether they live 2 minutes or 30 minutes away. That and because he is probably a pedophile.